Ernest Hemingway is credited with penning the shortest short story.
For Sale: Babies shoes, never worn.
I wonder what six word stories Hemingway would write about the NFL? So I am going to take the liberty of writing a few in his place.
For Sale: Rice jersey, riding dirty.
Rice jersey, free: Wash before use.
Help Wanted: NE TE, no priores.
Aaron Hernandez: 162,000 Twitter followers....... still.
Needed: NFL Commissioner, Must have balls.
Butt fumble, so funny, it hurts.
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Peyton Manning, best advertising personality: ever.
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Tom Brady: gets hit, screams: UGGGGGGHHHHHHssssss
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More plastic: Dallas owner or cheerleaders?
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Wes Welker: brain, future donation - sciences.
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Rice: meet Tyson. Not tough now.
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Jets Fans: The class of Jersey.
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Raiders Fans: belong in lockdown.
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Browns fans: begin drinking at 8AM.
NFL: concussions -rub dirt on it.
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Concussions - you can ring my be -el -el.......
Roger Goodell - $44m - for what?
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NFL: I still watch - for kicks.
NFL: Hazzard pay - in the millions.
If you have any other to contribute.....please leave it in the comments.
For Sale: Babies shoes, never worn.
I wonder what six word stories Hemingway would write about the NFL? So I am going to take the liberty of writing a few in his place.
For Sale: Rice jersey, riding dirty.
Rice jersey, free: Wash before use.
Help Wanted: NE TE, no priores.
Aaron Hernandez: 162,000 Twitter followers....... still.
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Needed: NFL Commissioner, Must have balls.
Butt fumble, so funny, it hurts.
<iframe width="640" height="360" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/Vuvz15OjCVc?feature=player_detailpage" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Peyton Manning, best advertising personality: ever.
<iframe width="640" height="360" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/cSuHQZjzJYY?feature=player_detailpage" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Tom Brady: gets hit, screams: UGGGGGGHHHHHHssssss
<iframe width="640" height="360" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/Ps25AKD-P_w?feature=player_detailpage" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
More plastic: Dallas owner or cheerleaders?
<iframe width="640" height="360" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/vCMmV2r2x4I?feature=player_detailpage" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Wes Welker: brain, future donation - sciences.
<iframe width="640" height="360" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/zUtRCzl3FlA?feature=player_detailpage" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Rice: meet Tyson. Not tough now.
<iframe width="640" height="360" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/gkUqloacdhI?feature=player_detailpage" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Jets Fans: The class of Jersey.
<iframe width="640" height="360" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/37MMa4LtcFQ?feature=player_detailpage" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Raiders Fans: belong in lockdown.
<iframe width="640" height="360" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/wxNMimeeyZU?feature=player_detailpage" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Browns fans: begin drinking at 8AM.
NFL: concussions -rub dirt on it.
<iframe width="640" height="360" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/J8kMrLx6_aQ?feature=player_detailpage" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Concussions - you can ring my be -el -el.......
Roger Goodell - $44m - for what?
<iframe width="640" height="360" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/KS7IlF8BLnM?feature=player_detailpage" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
NFL: I still watch - for kicks.
NFL: Hazzard pay - in the millions.
If you have any other to contribute.....please leave it in the comments.
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