How To Train for a Marathon in TWO Months

Alright.......today's "long" run sucked. As I knew it would. 1:45 on my feet. I felt like crap, but that is also to do with the fact that yesterday was football watching day.

Also, Astoria Park has a lot of pigeons. Those fuckers fly right into you. I had to duck on several occasions.

Saw a black squirrel. Do I win a prize for that?

A lot of people just sit in that park. I wonder.........why? Do something.

Pretty sure I saw an old person who died in her wheelchair. Her caregiver was asleep next to her. It was odd. I just kept running. I don't have time for such things. Death and all.

I ran around the track in Astoria Park. That was nice.

I was covered in salt when I got done. Covered. It was gross. I think a homeless person commented on how bad it looked. And he didn't have shoes.

I ate a GU packet. Peanut Butter. Good stuff. Tasty.

My abs began hurting. My guess is that is because I have a weak core. Or because I did yoga yesterday. Fucking Yoga.

Marathon is in 5 weeks. I have got this.

It is just going to hurt, but hey if I were in a wheelchair I would beg for this sort of pain. Or like the dead old woman....to be young and feel alive.

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