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Why Dry January Sucks -

Each year for the last ten or so I attempt to do some form of holiday excess cleanse.  This isn't unique.  I have read a lot about different experiences people have had with not drinking for 31 days to start the year and they are all the same and very different than mine.  So here goes - This is my experience with not drinking for the month of January.  Ok, so maybe not the entire month... 1.  I woke up the morning of January 1st 2021 and....made myself a mimosa.  So right off the bat, dry January fail.  Whatever, we had leftover champagne and not so fresh OJ in the fridge.  This was me dedicating myself to being less wasteful in the new year.   2. As soon as I had that first drink, what the hell, football was on, may as well head to the corner store for a six pack and a pack of smokes and really get after it.  Please note, I do not smoke, it is just an expression.  3. I head to the corner store to buy some Powerball tickets and another six pack.  I walk back in 20 minutes later wi
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Popeye's Chicken Sandwich and Battery Acid

Between my Twitter feed and NBC's Nightly News (I don't care what anyone says, I miss Brian "I was there" Williams) the world really appears to have gone off the rails.  A few notes about the world and some personal observations. 1. A guy threw battery acid at another man in Wisconsin. I don't even know where to start with this.  So not only are you a racist scumbag, but you also carry battery acid around with you?  What in the hell would you use to store battery acid? (Yeah, I could Google it, but I will never have any use to carry around battery acid because, well, I'd rather drink a glass of wine at home and read the New Yorker than stand on the sidewalk arguing with some guy over how he parked and then throw battery acid in his face).  I guess the silver lining is that the victim didn't lose an eye (that was my first thought) and that the battery acid wielding maniac didn't have a gun.  Because, ya know, EVERYONE should have the right to carry a

We Have All Lost Our Minds

I was having a conversation last night where the words, "Each day is worse than the last" were spoken.  I'm not sure that I'm there quite yet, but whoa.... we are at an 11 and need to get down to maybe a 4.  I am friends with people from a whole lot of walks of life.  Some incredibly liberal and others incredibly conservative.  There is one underlying theme that I can see in both sides.  They absolutely, 100%, without question, think the other side is wrong and they are right.  It is tough to watch what is happening to this country.  Nevermind the fact that we are living in this turmoil daily. I would ask my conservative friends - was life so bad under Obama?  Do you genuinely feel that he was trying to hurt you and your family?  I really don't.  You may disagree with his policies, but the entire idea of wanting to end two wars, keeping the economy upright, not wanting our planet to melt, and getting people healthcare isn't exactly a reason to hate the guy.

Dr. Odgers, Weight Watchers, North Korean Olympians

A few things happened today: I had my first interview where I had to leave a message for an employer.  Not a video.  Just straight up voicemail.  I get it, they want to ensure that I can communicate in a form other than cover letter.  It just felt like I left the single longest voicemail in the history of non-butt dialed voice mails.  My little sister today explained to me how Weight Watchers works.  She went into detail on the points system.  So that was really something.   For the last two days I have been bread and pasta free.  Not carb free.  Just bread and pasta.  I figure if I am not going to drink beer I may as well cut out the other fun stuff.  Though with all of the "low carb flu" articles I am reading there will be a steady dose of rice, fruits, and vegetables.  Low carb flu sounds like the nastiest flu of all.  A pretentious flu.   I was thinking about it.  Typically I take January as my "healthy" month.  It has nothing to do with a resolut

Oprah, Arby's, Do Not Disturb

Life has been relatively amazing the last few months.  I decided to take some time off to travel, visit with friends & family, and to write/work on some creative projects/focus on the next career move.  A few thoughts: 1. When I am driving down the highway and I haven't seen an Arby's for a hundred miles.  I will say to myself, "Where the fuck is the Arby's?"  That said, I visited an Arby's that was OUT OF ROAST BEEF.  It was the low point of the last 4 months.  2. The movie "The Big Short" is listed under the "Comedy" section on Netflix.   Can we all agree that is a sick joke of some sort?  Yes, the movie has a few zingers in it, but a movie about millions of people going broke and losing their homes is not what I would consider "funny".   3. I'm not saying I want Oprah to run for president, but I certainly wouldn't bet against her.  Her ability to connect is what Hillary lacked.   Oprah is great an

Hiking Adventures and Imaginary Bears

I went hiking today.  Love hiking.  Cleansing.  Peaceful.  Gets me in touch with nature.  I still get cell service.  It's great.  I'm a real outdoors kind of guy.  I even have an LL Bean backpack. So I'm blazing a trail through the well groomed trails of Austin's Green Belt and a few interesting things happened today.  Let's review - 1. It is a Sunday.  Typically I would be somewhere watching football, but today I opted out for the following reasons: a) The product just isn't that great b) I've lost a significant amount of interest in football in the past two years c) You don't get to a BMI of 28.6 by not being active on a daily basis. d) My fantasy football team decided that they were going to take a knee....during their games. 2. I walked past a guy who wasn't just wearing cologne.  He had bathed in it.  I could smell him for a solid 30 yards down the trial.  Who is he trying to impress?  The coyotes? 3.  There are coyotes where I hike.

America's Middle Problem

America has a middle problem. We don't seem to have one. We have two points of view.  Or at least, we only vote on two points of view. We are a country of life or choice.  We all arm ourselves or nobody has guns. Welfare or get a job. Business killing regulation or corporate wild west.  Republican or Democrat.  You must HATE Trump or LOVE him with undying conviction.   I can sum up the US political climate like this: As long as you are wrong, I am right. How the fuck did we get here?  This is a problem that pre-dates Trump.  WE have been divided for decades if not a couple a three centuries.  Hell, in the prism of time the US is a rounding error away from a Civil War.   We have been baited into this.  Having opposition is the key to ratings.  Ratings are the key to winning elections.  But that is because we are in a system where it is one on one.  You pick a side or you are wasting your vote.  You pick a side and you cling to that side.  Don’t’ you dare turn on yo