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A-Rod, Weiner, NFL

Some musings

How about that A-Rod?  If I were that guy I would take the money and run.  He sucks as a baseball player due to his failing body.  He is a horrible human being.  He can't stay out of the papers.  Just go to Miami where people might like you and stay there.  Like you need to bleed the Yankees for another $80m?  I think  he made out on that contract.

Anthony Weiner - I fucking love that guy.  Best part is that when asked if there would be more women coming forward he responses with (and I am paraphrasing here) "Yeah, there could be a few more out there."  Basically saying, you guys haven't even seen the good stuff yet.  Fuck it, he's a horny dude who was going through a "rough patch" with his wife.  I'm not saying he's a good or a bad guy.  He's just a horny guy who women were able to get some press for themselves by exposing him.  Should he be smarter?  Yes.  Do guys think with their dicks from time to time (or in Weiner's case...time and time again)?  Yes.  As I recall George Washington died of an STD, FDR died with his mistress at his side, JFK banged anything that walked into the White House, Bill Clinton was shoving cigars in interesting places.  It is a matter of context.

The NFL.  It is almost back.  Which means my Sundays will now be a combination of Tom Brady, me cursing the Patriots defense, and beer.

I am thinking about taking some classes.  You know, to learn stuff.  I don't feel like I'm overly intellectually challenged at work right now.  "Go sell more shoes" is about as creative as I get.

Update - I decided as I was writing this that I really want to take the class so I signed up.  See if I can get my advertising on.  I have been actively working on some ideas for a portfolio.  Hopefully this helps me get it together.

Boy, when is the next presidential election?  I can't wait for that.

Seen Ray Donovan?  Neither have I.  Fucking CBS and Time Warner best get their shit together and reach an agreement.  Not going to be happy if this interferes with my Sunday football experience either.

You know how I work at a running store.  It has actually made me not want to run at all.  Ironic.

If I won the lottery I would open a tap house that exclusively sold IPA.  Also, I would wear shorts everywhere.  And I would go to England.  And Ireland.  And Fiji.  Ok, so I would travel.

I promise to write more blogs.  I really do.  I am happier when I write more often and I have realized that has been lacking.




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