I am heavily investing myself into writing stand up comedy.
Thus far the topics I am thinking....
My first time doing yoga
The time my Mom bought me Magnum condoms for Christmas
Small children on the subway
Fat people on the subway
Fat, small children on the subway
People who beg for money on the subway who make more than I do in a day
Why people who don't like pandas suck
Working retail. It is true comic gold
The amount of protein powder in my apartment
I have looked at venues where I can perform. Pretty sure I am not going to announce this to any of my friends. I'll let myself bomb in private the first time. If I don't do too terribly I'll then let people I know heckle me. At least then I know the heckling will be out of love.
Thus far the topics I am thinking....
My first time doing yoga
The time my Mom bought me Magnum condoms for Christmas
Small children on the subway
Fat people on the subway
Fat, small children on the subway
People who beg for money on the subway who make more than I do in a day
Why people who don't like pandas suck
Working retail. It is true comic gold
The amount of protein powder in my apartment
I have looked at venues where I can perform. Pretty sure I am not going to announce this to any of my friends. I'll let myself bomb in private the first time. If I don't do too terribly I'll then let people I know heckle me. At least then I know the heckling will be out of love.
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