It's All Goodnow

I try to keep up on different current events as best I can.  And....well.....there is a trend that I'm seeing over in China that is interesting. Funeral strippers. What better way to memorialize a man's memory?  Have a couple of half naked women dancing on his casket.  While you are at it, why not put out a nice buffet spread.  Perhaps a Tuesday night lobster and steak special.  Make sure there are a overpriced, watered down drinks being served.  Have an overgrown monster with a slicked back ponytail working the door.  Have a VIP mourning room with champagne bottles popping.  Cover the mourners in glitter.  Make everyone leaving the place feel dirty and covered with a film of shame.  I suppose that is one way to assuage the grief.  Make people feel bad about themselves for watching some girl dance who got a couple too few hugs from dad. I'm having a tough time imagining why the widow of some guy having a mindset of "He really was sort of a creep.  Let's send

I have a lot of very random thoughts.  So here goes: 1. I will donate all of the money I don't have if Donald Trump runs for President of this country.  I follow him on Twitter and he is the most self absorbed human being out there.  Hey, it works for him.  But to hear him call every opponent a "loser" over and over again would be great.  The comedy in his running (and I'm not saying he doesn't have a shot.  He could do well) would be priceless.  I could see him running on the idea of offending every other country and outlawing Rosie O'Donnell.  I believe he called her a "pig".  He also referred to Mitt Romney (the guy who hasn't filed for bankruptcy on four occasions) a "small business owner".  This guy is an American treasure and I can't think of a better way for us to regain the respect of the rest of the world than by insulting their intelligence and trying to screw them over. TRUMP 2016!!!!!! 2. I bought a ticket to see t