I have heard some funny ones in my time, but recently I think I heard the single best description of how one might act on a Saturday night when at the Jersey Shore.
And I quote, "I'm gonna get real creepy on Saturday night bro."
I mean, that is just Jersey Shore gold right there ladies and gentlemen. GOLD. I know the person who cast the show Jersey Shore and I think she would have probably taken a good hard look at that line and incorporating it into the show. You would have to. That could actually be a new thing in pop culture. Gonna get REAL creepy tonight. So many places to go with this.
I may use that line when I am out some night.
Me to some girl: Hi, I'm Andrew
Some girl: Oh, hello.
Me: Wanna get creepy tonight?
The places that could go. That is almost better than the Polar Bear pick-up line (almost).
I challenge everyone out there to get "real creepy tonight" because you only live once #yolo (oh, how funny I find hashtags....they are tremendous)
Find your creepy. This could even be an ad campaign for a liquor brand.
What does it take to get your creep on? How about four shots of Patron?
Jack Daniels, the original creep.
Bud Light - when you don't want all the calories of a full creep.
Heineken - the premium creep
Creepy - official sponsor of the NY Jets
Victoria's Secret - when you really want to get creeped on a Friday night.
Trojan - protect your little creep.
Sean Jean cologne - the scent of creep.
Gold's Gym - sweat out the creep
Ed Hardy - Creep gear
Just remember - creep is the new black.
#creep
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