It's All Goodnow

Sitting here.  Wondering.  Why do I enjoy the Gaslight Anthem so very much? Lyrics. Honesty. Passion. What else do you need? And it makes me think. What the fuck am I doing with my life right now?

I am heavily investing myself into writing stand up comedy. Thus far the topics I am thinking.... My first time doing yoga The time my Mom bought me Magnum condoms for Christmas Small children on the subway Fat people on the subway Fat, small children on the subway People who beg for money on the subway who make more than I do in a day Why people who don't like pandas suck Working retail.  It is true comic gold The amount of protein powder in my apartment I have looked at venues where I can perform.  Pretty sure I am not going to announce this to any of my friends.  I'll let myself bomb in private the first time.  If I don't do too terribly I'll then let people I know heckle me.  At least then I know the heckling will be out of love.

Some notes: 1. Aaron Hernandez is an idiot.  I don't care if he murdered anyone or not at this point.  He is so dumb that he should be in prison for the rest of his life to protect the rest of society.  You have a fiance and an infant child at home and you are running around with a bunch of idiots while possessing a firearm.  Real fucking bright. Why any of these guys have guns on them is beyond me.  You have enough money where you can probably afford a nice home in a safe area and afford to go places where you will most likely not have to "pop a cap". Isn't the point of making it big so that you don't have to live a gang related lifestyle? 2. Work is good.  Hit our goal for the month.  Which means.........dollar.........dollar bill ya'll.  OK, it isn't that much money, but a nice little bump in pay is always nice. 3. Fuck me with this weather.  I'm trying to go to the beach and I just haven't had a good day to do so.  I'm like Casper o