It's All Goodnow

My name is Gus Hartwell Polar Bear and this is my confession..... As you all know, if you are reading this, I am dead.  It will be reported that I was "put down" by the vet staff (or as I would call them, my captors), but that is untrue.  The truth is....the truth is that I did it.  There was no more I could take.  The torture, the captivity, the gawking. I started my life in captivity in Toledo, Ohio (a lovely little hell hole of what you people call a "zoo").  From there I was sold to the highest bidder to be a puppet.  I was unloaded in the dead of night after a drugging and prodding to "inspect me".  Had those vets put those needles down I would have torn them limb from limb.  I was placed in a white room with bright lights and was violated in ways that would make you sick.  They played with my junk, my ass, and my mouth.  Sick.  Just sick people.   This occur regularly for the next 27 years. I was given not one, but two arranged marriages.  Let

My laundry pile and I are having a stare down.  It happens to be winning at the moment. I haven't been to the gym in a week.  Which has led me to wonder, "Andrew, why don't you go to the gym AFTER work?"  So I'm going to go to the gym post work tonight.  That was an easy solve. I think I have an entry into the Marathon this year or something like that.  I should really figure it out. And then I should go for a run. September 8th NFL football kicks off for the Patriots....and the Gaslight Anthem is playing (ie. that could be a crazy day for Andrew)  The show is out on Long Island so I need to figure out the logistics of it all.  And...Breaking Bads 2nd to last episode will be on.  Too much craziness. I'll do laundry tomorrow. I need to get my cable fixed in my room. I have had this policy in effect for a while now, but I am now 100% about never giving pan handlers money.  That is what they do for a living and then collect government aid.  It is like

Some musings How about that A-Rod?  If I were that guy I would take the money and run.  He sucks as a baseball player due to his failing body.  He is a horrible human being.  He can't stay out of the papers.  Just go to Miami where people might like you and stay there.  Like you need to bleed the Yankees for another $80m?  I think  he made out on that contract. Anthony Weiner - I fucking love that guy.  Best part is that when asked if there would be more women coming forward he responses with (and I am paraphrasing here) "Yeah, there could be a few more out there."  Basically saying, you guys haven't even seen the good stuff yet.  Fuck it, he's a horny dude who was going through a "rough patch" with his wife.  I'm not saying he's a good or a bad guy.  He's just a horny guy who women were able to get some press for themselves by exposing him.  Should he be smarter?  Yes.  Do guys think with their dicks from time to time (or in Weiner's