Skip to main content

Posts

Showing posts from 2019

Popeye's Chicken Sandwich and Battery Acid

Between my Twitter feed and NBC's Nightly News (I don't care what anyone says, I miss Brian "I was there" Williams) the world really appears to have gone off the rails.  A few notes about the world and some personal observations. 1. A guy threw battery acid at another man in Wisconsin. I don't even know where to start with this.  So not only are you a racist scumbag, but you also carry battery acid around with you?  What in the hell would you use to store battery acid? (Yeah, I could Google it, but I will never have any use to carry around battery acid because, well, I'd rather drink a glass of wine at home and read the New Yorker than stand on the sidewalk arguing with some guy over how he parked and then throw battery acid in his face).  I guess the silver lining is that the victim didn't lose an eye (that was my first thought) and that the battery acid wielding maniac didn't have a gun.  Because, ya know, EVERYONE should have the right to carry a